Things Programmers Say

Notio: There are a lot of flags for controlling the HTTP headers. Does our code send any of those?
P: Hang on, let me look. … No.
Notio: For instance, it says “The -nph parameter, if set to a non-zero value, will generate a valid header for use in no-parsed-header scripts. You will need to use this if you need to create unbuffered output, for example for use in a ‘server push’ script.”
P: [sigh] I’m going to go get a muffin.