Eating Soy Leads to Homosexuality and a Small Penis

Really! That’s what this Christianist guy Rutz says over at the WorldNet Daily.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because “I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t homosexual.” No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can’t remember a time when excess estrogen wasn’t influencing them.

James Rutz is chairman of Megashift Ministries and founder-chairman of Open Church Ministries. He is the author of “MEGASHIFT: Igniting Spiritual Power,” and, most recently, “The Meaning of Life.” If you’d rather order by phone, call WND’s toll-free customer service line at 1-800-4WND-COM (1-800-496-3266).

Then there’s this ad at the bottom:

You can’t make this stuff up. These people are crazy! Yeah, maybe I do need a keychain NukAlert radiation monitor!
Update: Everyone’s on this one today. Wonkette:

If you’ve been on the internet today, someone has forwarded you this charming World Net Daily editorial on how the communists are sapping our precious bodily fluids through soy. Making fun of it is pretty much out of the question, not because everyone else has already had a crack at at, but because the damn headline is “A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals.” That is not a Babel Fish translation.